Friday, December 25, 2009

LAMBORGHINI ANKONIAN CONCEPT






Probably the COLDEST fucking car I have ever seen.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Sinbad is BROKE!!


Sinbad might need to up his jokes,make some money to pay back the government! MAN this nigga here! Owing over 8 million dollars in back taxes, a judge was ordered to foreclose several tax liens and the U.S. State Attorney is insisting the brotha sells his 1.5 million dollar crib.
Now I aint sayin he doesn't deserve a $1.5 million home but cmon. He KNEW his career wasn't bringing it in like THAT anymore. So let's hope this file for bankruptcy gets him back where he needs to be...in a financial education class.
If u aint ballin,don't try to ball. Feel me?

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dolce & Gabbana Gold Edition Sunglasses


Italian fashion stars Dolce & Gabbana have come out with an exclusive new collection of Gold Edition sunglasses and eyeglasses plated in pure 18-carat gold. Priced at $580 per pair, the limited edition aviator-style shades and specs feature a mix of different materials for the temples, enhanced by the Dolce & Gabbana logo engraved in the same color. I want these !!!

The Bassett Hound

For all you nasty mofo"s, the Bassett Hound variation of Doggy Style is so-called because of the closeness of both partners to the floor. The position is straightforward; the receiver on all fours with their partner holding on to the receiver's bottom or sides. Because of the low position the receiver's rear is pushed right back, while the giver's knees are placed to either side of the buttocks. The low position requires a degree of flexibility in both partners hips and may not be comfortable for many... but for those who can, the effort is more than worth it!

The TX Pilot Ghost Edition



The TX Pilot Ghost Edition Watch is laced with a lovely, ethereal shine, thanks to high-grade stainless steel with a matte white dial and accents. Scheduled to drop in the first half of 2010, the TX Pilot Ghost Watch will be available early in a limited run of 100 pieces, starting during the holidays, at select retail locations that carry the TX brand. And for only $525 the TX Pilot Ghost Edition Watch is yours.

French artist Francoise Nielly

French artist Francoise Nielly is no stranger to the grand scale. Her vibrant, illuminating works regularly span six feet in length, a size that gives her work a captivating quality. These portraits capture the beauty and emotion of a range of faces, showing the colorful variety of the human spirit.                                                                                                                                                                



 

Leonid Afremov

Belarusian painter Leonid Afremov is one of the most colorful painters you’ve never heard of.       




Thursday, December 17, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

The Future of Cars. I introduce to you the "Skateboard"

Sanlorenzo 40 Alloy Aluminum "Gullwing" Superyacht


The new $25 million 40 Alloy aluminum superyacht from Italy's Sanlorenzo is a real seagoing supercar. The sleek 131-foot craft has folding gullwing doors like the ones on a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren, as well as four folding platforms creating exclusive lateral terraces on the main deck, living area and owner's cabin. It's Sanlorenzo's largest yacht to date as well as their first built in aluminum, which is lighter than fiberglass or steel, meaning even with its considerable size it can still hit 28 knots. A unique upper steering position does away with the conventional open flybridge to create a large sky lounge connecting it a large outdoor lounging area opening astern. The minimalist inside looks like Milan penthouse with walnut, lacquer and leather finishes and a striking steel, leather and glass main staircase. The owner's cabin, occupying the full beam of the yacht, has an en suite Turkish bath and hydro-massager.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Sex Position of the Week!

After the 1st of the month,we should ALL be gettin it in lol. Here's a new pose for the freak-adventurous.


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.The Inverted Missionary Head to Toe Sex Position is the Missionary position with the receiver on top but facing the giver's feet. Getting into the position is a little trickier than usual. The giver lies back on the bed and has the receiver sit on top of them, but as the position will put the penis at an unusual angle from the giver's body (i.e. pointing downwards) it will be easier if the receiver inserts from a seated (facing away) position, and then carefully lays forward while sliding their legs back toward the giver's head.

Care should be taken to not strain the penis further than it is comfortably capable of flexing!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I remember the song coming out but never saw the video

Here is the lovely Mya f/Bun B-Show Me Something. Ow!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

2 Cute! Andy Warhol-inspired watches


Check out these candy coated cuties. The Andy Warhol pop art watches by Kaori Trashima and Maggie Andreani. Okay duh the watches aren't made BY him, but inspired by him, and his signature is raised in the face of the watches. They run bout 100 bucks.

Monday, November 16, 2009

"Get Em Girl" Nikki Minaj Diss by Eryka Kane

Well looks like Nikki Minaj got another hood challenge. Her name's Eryka Kane, song's called "Get Em Girl." 2 things that made me even watch: 1.this scary chick got a Janet "wardrobe malfunction" thing happenin in the 1st 30 seconds and 2.WHOEVER imitated Nikki Minaj was wrong for that one!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Sex position of the week

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Friday, November 6, 2009

Sex Position of the Week!

This one's for the fellas...well, and the ladies who don't mind a mouthful (oh snap!)
Don't knock it till u try it!


The Plumber version of fellatio has the receiver kneeling on all fours, with the giver laying further down the bed with their head between the receiver's knees. The giver performs oral and can use their hands to caress and explore their partner's whole body. The receiver can dip and raise their dips to carefully thrust in and out of the giver's mouth.

Friday, October 23, 2009

My "Sour Apple" Photo Shoot

Just had my "Live from Sour Apple" (hit up http://laapnation.blogspot.com) episode, let me know what you think of my photo shoot!








His name is JESSE bitch!

You gotta see Jesse Jackson's face when this NBC anchor confuses him for Al Sharpton. It's so funny cuz the two are often interchangeable anyway lol.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Vauni's Fireplaces



Man this fireplace website is fiya, no pun intended. Saw it on Common's blog and had to take it. The Vauni Cupola, shown in video, mounts on the wall like a flat-screen TV and comes integrated with an advanced, adjustable bio-ethanol burner, allowing vent-less, hassle-free flames. Made in lightweight aluminum, the Cupola is available in a black or white matte finish. Vauni.com also shows the floor model, and either start off at a whopping 18 grand. BUT this winter, you'll be the hottest thing to cuddle next to w/this fireplace. Also check out the Divider, pictured.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Audi e-tron concept




SHOULD I, OR SHOULDN'T I ?


Huf x Converse Project (Red)

A 4 DOOR PORSCHE, ANYBODY FEELING IT ?

I WAS DOING THIS ONE THE OTHER NIGHT. JUST ASK TIFFANY

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In the Viennese Oyster position the receiver lays on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are crossed behind their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who lays atop the receiver to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver needs to use their hands to support their own body weight so as not to crush the receiver.

I might have to get that Dj Webstar Album. (Yeah Right)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Free "All Jokes Aside"Comedy Show Tix!

What it does! I'm inviting you and yours to a FUNNY ass show @ Excalibur nightclub. Click the flyer below for more info, and make sure you enter my special discount codes for free or discounted VIP tickets. Hope to see you there luvly people!



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Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Just when I get over my damn fear of Freddy.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sex Position of the Week (1 of 2)

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Sex Position of the Week (2 of 2)

Because it's been a minute since the last position, I found two. Cuz HOPEFULLY ya'll done wore out the other positions. Go on and try it, it's the bee's knees!

Eve's Ectasy

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

For the receiver who likes to be in control or want to try something new, Eve's Ecstasy is a great oral sex position. The performer lies down with their head hanging over the edge of the bed (couch, love seat, dock, etc...) and then the receiver then straddles their partner's face.

By varying the way you are sitting on your partner you can control the amount of stimulation and access, just make sure not to put too much stress on your partner's neck.

Does Santa still take requests?




This beautiful piece of speed maxes out to 253 mph, going from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And for only $1,700,000 (base price) you too can have your own Bugatti Veyron.

Monday, September 21, 2009

It's not a purse...IT'S A BAG

And fellas, there IS a difference. Ladies know any chick can throw on a purse. Make a tote bag look runway-worthy? That's fly. And this season designers are gettin it in with new styles, so you can store everything and the kitchen sink without the "bag lady" look. .




1.the classic! white quilted tote, Chanel
2. purple leather shoulder bag by Coach
3. rose fringe tote by Bulga
4. green shaded python tote by Gucci
And I saved my favs for last...





Printed canvas tote, Marc by Marc Jacobs
Oh, you like? It's mine, check my fresh...leather bag, Coach

And the more bolder you are with the bag, the bolder you must be with the shoes! Oh I got fly heels coming stay tuned...

Saturday, September 19, 2009

This is why I love Amber Rose...





She's the flyest thing in short blond hair since Eve and looking at this picture she got a little hood in her. People hate cuz she's Kanye's beau, but can you blame him? Her style's fly, her body's ridiculous, and she enjoys Henny n another girl lol. Can't eeeeven hate. Girls just wanna have fun...

Friday's Kick Battle 9-18

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Dewey Cox Story

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life, "LETS DO IT" by Dewey Cox.

VANS



Something different from the VANS brand. I'm getting both of these for my awesome shoe collection.